Dennis Roadman, Key to Peace in The Korean Peninsula.

         A few weeks ago the world media was surprised by the fact that the North Korean dictator Kim Jong un, had invited the former Chicago Bulls basketball player Dennis Roadman to Pyongyang. By accepting the invitation Roadman became the first American to meet with the oversize-baby dictator. Roadman is said to have been very impressed by the Korean women after he spent a night with Kim Jong un mother and babysitter, he told the young leader "  I can't believe you came out of that, Korean women are so tight". Upon his return to the US, Roadman also went publicly to praise the Korean doctor for being such a wonderful stepson, and he promised to never abandon him he has a father for life. And now it has emerged that there were demands given to Roadman to bring back to the West. These demands were conditions to be fulfilled by America to avoid the nuclear war.
 
        
           According to the sources, the giant baby(Jong un) wants to see an NBA game played in Pyongyang. Not any NBA game, he wants to see in particular Chicago Bulls play Utah Jazz. In his own words he said" nothing makes me happier as watching Michel Jordan play against Karl Malone".
He also demanded a part in the upcoming episode of Baywatch. The source said, he believes he has what it takes to be in the show since he has had experience by taking part in a musical when at school in Switzerland. He also added, he has been taking part in dressing up for a president character for a number of Months now. He knows how deliver his lines with heart felt conviction, enough to make the world media to give him all the attention and to get a piece of candy from his mother.
The list of demands goes on to ask the US to allow his idol Hugo Chavez, to travel to Pyongyang. He said "he has been waiting patiently for a while now to see Mr. Chavez but he hasn't heard a word from him". This could only mean one thing, he is scared George Bush will try to kill him again. He wants Mr. Bush to lay low and let Chavez to go to Pyongyang where he can't wait to throw him a Roadman size party.
           
          The list of these demands is long so to summarize a few more, he wants the world to know the lady on his side is not his wife but his babysitter. He wants to see the new Rambo 2 movie. A Chuck E Cheese in the presidential palace together with a permission to continue staging Disney's character shows. A date on Michael Jackson's  " this is it tour". And baby formula from Europe or America since he is always scared of the Chinese baby formula. In his words" every time I get hungry and my mom gives the baby formula I just wonder if this is it?".
It is clear that Kim Jong un will not go to war if the demands are met. The world has just misunderstood the young leader. All this rhetoric is just a little boy throwing a tantrum. The only problem is, his tantrum includes throwing some of his toys around. You know...action figures; milk bottle, a couple of missiles or just a nuclear bomb.


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